Inside the card, have the recipient’s friends or family members write in it. Create a giant card about two or three feet tall out of poster boards! There are many instructive articles on how you can do this on the internet. Here’s a great 60th birthday gag gift idea. Numerous online gag item sellers offer these in cool designs with vintage flavor. Get some tattoos for the elderly as his or her birthday gag gift! These temporary tattoos are easy to put on and equally easy to remove. If the recipient is an easygoing type of person, this might be a funny gift for them. For example, the last item could be “Oh, and you turned 60!” Then frame the list as your gag gift! Don’t forget to put the recipient’s birthday in the list too. It would be fun to work on this list with a group of friends who know the recipient well. But the twist is that the events include amusing, funny or weird happenings along with your standard type of historical events.Ī good idea would be to include hilarious and memorable personal occasions or memories, like “John’s surprise retirement party”. The idea is to compile a list of 15 to 20 (more, if you like) notable events that happened on the recipient’s birthday over the years. Add in some fun with a 60th birthday gag gift or two! Below we have five cool ideas that you can try. but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.Reaching the age of sixty is wonderful. I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything. This one doesn't count as a grey-hair joke, but somehow it feels like it should fit in this section. If grey hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius! They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.Ī little grey hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom. You know you're getting old when the little old grey-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.ĭon't worry, they are not grey hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You know you're 60 when someone offers you a seat on the bus. You know you're 60 when a kid you once babysat is now your lawyer. You know you're 60 when you have a party and the neighbours don't even realise. You know you're 60 when your back is hairier than your head. You know you're 60 when your back goes out more often than you do. You know you're 60 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office. You know you're 60 when you're in an elevator when your favourite song comes on. I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party! We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile. The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once. wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is? The more you have, the longer you live!Ĭongratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy.īirthdays are good for you. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.įorget age. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.ĭon't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. Now you can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart, and pee all at the same time! With age comes skills, it's called "multi-tasking". Call it a "senior moment" and you can get away with pretty much anything! Just think, you're one year closer to getting the senior citizen discount! Smile while you still have teeth.ĭon't be upset about your birthday. The tragedy of getting old: So many candles. You know you're getting older when an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee. You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic. You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here." You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you. Or just text them a joke on their birthday as a funny way to say congratulations.ĭon't let aging get you down. You could also display a joke next to a photo of the person as a centerpiece near the birthday cake or as you enter the venue of the party. Other ways to use these jokes is to include as part of the birthday invitation wording, or print and frame one of the one-liners and use as a part of the party decor. Scroll down the page to read all our funny 60th birthday jokes and one liners, or click on these links to see a particular subset.Ī lot of these 60th birthday one liners are short enough for a card message or to include in a 60th birthday speech. Whether you want to gently tease, lighten the mood, or soften the blow of turning sixty, you'll find something funny here.
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